On Second Thought...

Maybe we shouldn't scrap the caucus after all. I mean, how many primaries can boast generating quotes like this:

I absolutely refuse to believe that our children are simply a result of some
biochemical explosion that happened because you had 15 minutes of unscheduled
time during the Maine caucus.

From a book entitled Shattered Faith, written by Sheila Rauch Kennedy, the ex-wife of former Massachusetts Congressman Joseph Kennedy II.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Credit for unearthing that awesome quote goes to that great compiler of newspaper archives, the Maine Newsstand.