Unfortunately, I think the article's headlines ruin my quixotic (not to mention half-hearted) campaign to alter Westbrook's official slogan to "We don't stink no more!"
Maybe "Our malodorous stench don't ooze into your house no more!" will fit the bill. Too wordy?
(Update: Meredith Goad's article can be read in its entirety here)
- John C.L. Morgan
P.S. And just to correct the public record, both my wife and I have eaten at Main Street Cafe.
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