My wife gave birth to our daughter, Colonel T.W. Morgan (the 'T' stands for Thomasina and the 'W' stands for Westbrook), yesterday morning, so I'll be taking a hiatus from this here blog until Monday morning. Do wipe away those tears; we'll be back soon enough. Just be sure to tune in Monday at the same time, same Internet channel. Or something like that.
- John C.L. Morgan
P.S. I'm just kidding. Our babe's name is actually Eleanor Ivory. I love Westbrook, but I don't love it that much. True fact, though: There was actually a Captain Moxie born in October 2006 to a couple in South Portland. I'm not joking about that one.