"I don't want to make Westbrook sound like Darfur. It really is a nice city."
- Mike Mack, a probation officer who lives in Windham, in an American Journal guest column about the upcoming Mission Possible Gala Dinner and Dance on Friday, April 5.
Despite his butchering of the name of Westbrook's premier park (it's Riverbank, not Riverside), I'll give Mr. Mack some advice: Prepare for an onslaught of letters to the editor demanding you keep your rude remarks to yourself.
- John C.L. Morgan