"They work, they come home, they have a martini, and watch the news." - Bill Baker, the Westbrook Police Chief, on the evening routines of a majority of Westbrook residents.
If by 'martini,' Baker meant a Biddeford Martini, then I suppose it's plausible. But a majority of Westbrook folk sipping nightly martinis? Uh, not so much.
Sure, we're becoming more and more yuppie. But not that yuppie.
- John C.L. Morgan