- "The Wonder" (Manny Ramirez: "[t]he Wonder of It All is not in the Mystic Region of Connecticut, but in the heroic beating chest of Slugger Ramirez.")
- "The Colossus" (David Ortiz, "the one with fists as big as hams.")
- "Lil' Hands" (Dustin Pedroia, "the pint-sized pugilist.")
- "Square Face" (Jed Lowrie)
- "Capt. Varitek" (Jason Varitek, "a hero whose leggings are stretched around thighs made so formidable by carrying the weight of the Bostons on his back for so many seasons.")
- "Knuckles" (Tim Wakefield, "a veteran's veteran and true gentleman of the sport.")
- "Nothin' Doin'" (Jon Lester, "a lad from the land of loggers, raised among the mists of Puget Sound and the timber-scented currents that blow down from the Cascades.")
- "Ol' Aches and Pains" (J.D.Drew, "[a] double-fisted hero with talent to spare!")
- "General" (Josh Beckett, possessor of "gallantry and grit.")
- "High-Pockets" (Julio Lugo, who "stands at the dish with the countenance of a street urchin caught in the path of trolley car.")
- "The Brawler" (Coco Crisp, another "pint-sized pugilist.")
- "Yukon" (Kevin Youkilis, who is "whisker-powered.")
- "Der Spiegel" (Curt Schilling, "the blond-and-paunchy one.")
- "Dancin' Jonny" (Jonathan Papelbon, who is "clad in gray flannel to collect the souls of the unfortunate bats-men at the plate.")
- "El Gordo" (Bartolo Colon, "the corpulent hurler.")
- "Navajo" (Jacoby Ellsbury, "the gazelle of the roster.")
- "Hoss" (Mike Timlin)
- "The Shadow" (Hideki Okajima, "who lays damp noodle after damp noodle across the batting area")
- "Two-Bags" (Mike Lowell)
- "Applebags" (David Aardsma)
- "Here I am!" (Craig Hansen)
- "Gap Tooth" (David Pauley)
- "Beanpole" (Clay Buchholz)
- "Flash" (Kevin Cash)
The site, which features an awesome array of vintage photos, early-twentieth century (late-nineteenth century?) verbiage, and repeated references to the extinct Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey (any relation to Duffy's Cliff?) is a must-read, despite the ubiquity of Red Sox-related commentary.
I mean, where else have you heard Alex Rodriguez (excuse me, A-Rod) referred to as "Slaps"?
- John C.L. Morgan
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