Thursday, January 31, 2008

How Cribbage Explains the Two Maines

I laughed out loud (I mean, I LOL) this morning when I read this article about a bill designed to lower the fees groups are expected to pay for licenses to sponsor cribbage games, especially this nugget from the bill's sponsor, State Senator Peter Mills (R-Somerset):

Mills, who convinced legislative leaders that his bill had to be considered this year because it's an emergency, said cribbage is a critical part of the fabric of life in rural Maine. "Up in Somerset County, we appreciate these small social amenities," he said. "Some of you more sophisticated people in southern Maine may have other forms of amusement, but we're very easily satisfied."

I suspect this last quote was dripping with sarcasm, but it's humorous nonetheless.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Full disclosure: Though it's of little consequence for this story, I thought I should disclose the fact that I volunteered for State Senator Mills's failed bid for governor in 2006.

Westbrook Taxes

Also in this week's American Journal is a very interesting supplement that "dissect[ed] the property tax dollar" in Westbrook. According to Mayor Chuluda, this the breakdown--in percentages--of the expenditure of the $51.5 million dollars of tax money in Westbrook:
  1. School: 52.6%
  2. Public Safety: 14.5% (note: Public Safety includes police, fire, and rescue.)
  3. Public Services: 8% (note: Public Services includes streets and sidewalks, parks, cemeteries, trees, and storm drain maintenance.)
  4. Administration: 7.3% (note: Administration includes City Clerk, City Council, Office of the Mayor, elections, finance, assessor, legal, human resources, economic development, planning, engineering, code enforcement, and technology.)
  5. Debt: 6.6%
  6. County Tax: 3.1%
  7. Trash Collection: 2.4%
  8. Recreation: 1.6%
  9. Library: 1.3%
  10. Transit: 0.96%
  11. Health: 0.83%
  12. Miscellaneous: .81%

Finally, it should be noted that $22.2 million of the $51.5 million dollars of Westbrook's taxes are raised via state aid, auto excise taxes, and fees. The remaining $29.4 million is generated from the property tax. The mil rate, or the property tax rate, is $15.43 per $1,000 of valuation.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. BruChu also included a breakdown of "Your tax bill," though he didn't actually break down each individual American Journal readers' bills (duh!). Instead, he (or his staff) broke down the average property tax bill of $3,095.25. Anyway, to see how much of your property tax bill is actually going toward school, public safety, public services, etc., divide your total tax bill by the respective percentages shown above.

York Street sure is clever that way.

American Journal Round-Up

Speaking of journals, here are some brief highlights of this week's American Journal:
  • Mayor Chuluda has announced that the first ward meeting will take place at Canal School on Tuesday, February 27 at 7p. Though the notice specifically invites Ward 2 residents, the announcement also says that anyone interested in speaking with government officials about city-related matters is welcome. More to follow.
  • The Westbrook Police have hired three new police officers and added a new, full-time traffic enforcement officer.
  • A motorcycle club has donated $250 to the City of Westbrook for emergency heating fund.
  • Seniors wary of possible budget cuts for Department of Health and Human Services.

- John C.L. Morgan

Just Do It

Write in a journal.

When I ask someone their greatest fear, they usually respond with something like sharks or a hatred of heights. Now, I don't particularly enjoy hanging out in the ocean (thanks, Speilberg). Nor does the Penobscot Narrows Bridge inspire anything within me except the sweat glands of my palms. However, my greatest fear is neither sharks nor heights. Nor is it public speaking, spiders, or tight spaces. In fact, my greatest fear is sort of quirky : It is the fear that I will not be able to recall large chunks of my life.

I'm not talking a loss of remembrance only when I'm old, gray, and suffering from the awful disease that is Alzheimer's. Indeed, I'm also talking about the fact that I can't specifically remember what I did last Wednesday afternoon. True, since it happened just last week, I may be able to remember if I think real hard and gather up some receipts or possible tokens of remembrance. However, if you ask me two weeks from now what I did last Wednesday, I'd probably be at a loss. And I suspect that I'm not in the minority.

Therefore, the most effective thing is to write in a journal. It'll jog your memory even twenty years from now, and you'll remember even the seemingly insignificant days of your life.

Who knows, maybe some historian or archeologist will unearth it hundreds of years from now, and your recorded life will torture undergraduates just like Martha Ballard's diary hounded me.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Actuals:
High: 45F (3:22p)
Low: 27F (11:59p)
Average: 36F
Precipitation: 0.10 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:01a
Sunset: 4:49p

Records:
High: 49F (1959)
Low: -14F (1948)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.21 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.21 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

No Smoking

Judging from the headline of this story ("Westbrook Little League lighting up"), I initially thought Westbrook Little League had scored an endorsement deal with Philip Morris. Alas, the piece is simply about the Little League securing preliminary approval for a $18,000 gift from the City of Westbrook toward lights for baseball and softball fields at the league's Bridge Street complex.

- John C.L. Morgan

Quote, Unquote

"I shouldn't say this, but sitting on that toilet is actually one of my favorite things of the day now." - W. Hoddard Carter, a resident of Rockport and author of Flushed: How the Plumber Saved Civilization, about his high-tech Washlet toilet.

Source: U.S. News & World Report: March 26, 2007

Westbrook Almanac: Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Actuals:
High: 40F (1:50p)
Low: 19F (5:09a)
Average: 30F
Precipitation: Trace amount
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:02a
Sunset: 4:48p

Records:
High: 49F (1989)
Low: -7F (1963)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Programming...

I generally limit the scope of this blog to all things Westbrook and Maine. However, considering the Maine caucuses (I prefer caucii, but I digress) are coming up, I figure this promo is applicable and relevant.

For those living under a rock (i.e., Buxton) we have two very contentious presidential primaries heating up. So if you want a quick primer on the candidates and everything else related to the presidential race, I recommend you click here to watch this video, a confluence of my two favorite media outlets: C-SPAN and The New Republic magazine. I haven't watched the program in its entirety yet, but I trust it is smart and insightful.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. For more info about the upcoming caucuses in Westbrook, click here and here.

On Location: Riverbank Park at Night

Riverbank Park on a wintry night is the most beautiful spot in Westbrook. The park's clear, white lights serve as a respite from the rust-orange streetlights that plague the city's streets. And regardless of how crusty or stale the snow on the ground is, Riverbank's illuminating lamps never fail to make it look powdery and fresh. And the sky, that beautiful sky. Following a snowstorm (or even better, during snowfall), the sky above the park has a soft, pink glow that inspires a feeling of both melancholy and contentment in even the most cynical and restless bosom. But even when the sky is an inky black, the expanse above just seems more lively in Riverbank Park than anywhere else in the city.

Therefore, it's a damn shame the rules governing the park make such a nocturnal visit illegal, the stroll of a criminal, if you will.

There are signs posted at each of the park's three entrances which lay out the various rules of Riverbank Park. And though the libertarian (or romantic) in me is a little annoyed that smoking, alcohol, and pets are prohibited in the park, I am more than a little annoyed that the park is off-limits when it is dark. In fact, this seems to be such an important rule that it is essentially listed twice, only with different phrasing.

Now, I understand the practicality of prohibiting visitors after, say, midnight. More likely than not, visitors to the park at that hour are not going to the park for (euphemism alert!) respectable uses. However, any close reader of my Westbrook Almanac posts would recognize that the sun sets during the winter as early as 4:15p. It is ridiculous that a visitor to the park at that respectable hour risks being confronted by a member of Westbrook Police and told she has to leave, the park is now closed. (Actually, confronted is too strong of a word because the few times I've been talked to by the police about this matter--yeah, I'm a rebel--Westbrook's finest have been courteous). Anyway, my point is that the rules of the park should be changed so that the park is closed at a certain hour (anytime after 11p is fair, I think), instead of merely when night begins to set in.

And the closing time should remain consistent all year. After all, the second-most beautiful spot in Westbrook is Riverbank Park on an August evening.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Monday, January 28, 2008

Actuals:
High: 38F (3:49p)
Low: 17F (3:45a)
Average: 28F
Precipitation: Trace amount
Snowfall: Trace amount
Sunrise: 7:03a
Sunset: 4:46p

Records:
High: 52F (2006)
Low: -12F (2003)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Monday, January 28, 2008

The (Artsy-Fartsy) Downeaster

We here at Riverbank Republic headquarters are big fans of the Downeaster, the train that runs from Portland to Boston. But we're even bigger fans of the train's channel on YouTube, which usually features videos so awful, they're almost brilliant. (However, the latest one featuring the train in a snowstorm is actually kinda cool.) Anyway, get your arty filmhouse fix here.

- John C.L. Morgan

We Don't Stink No More!

Follow these directions and everything will be okay: First, throw some popcorn in the microwave. Next, call up the City of Westbrook's website, www.westbrookmaine.com and scroll down the homepage until you see a (lime? sea? pukey?) square entitled "Community Videos." See it? Great. Now retrieve your popcorn before it burns.

Okay, now that you've gotten your popcorn, click on the aforementioned square and pick from one of the four videos to watch. Lean back and enjoy Westbrook's sales pitch to people who don't live in Westbrook. Then come back here and read a couple thoughts about the vids.

Done already? Well here are those promised thoughts:

1. It sure is nice to be reminded of what Westbrook looks like with sunshine, green grass, and blue sky.

2. The voice-dubbers are definitely not from around here. At least they don't sound like it. Even the most articulate and enthusiastic among us don't pronounce "Westbrook" with such excitement and specific enunciation. Frankly, they're a little creepy.

3. A drinking game surrounding the number of times the dubbers refer to the "Westbrook Renaissance" would require an O'Douls version. Otherwise, Maine Med should expect a case of alcohol poisoning whenever these videos are consumed. C'mon, every city in this country is trying to claim a "renaissance." Why not be original and proclaim, I don't know, that "We don't stink no more!"?

4. Why is this feature buried in the bottom of the homepage? Shift it to a more viewer-friendly position on the homepage so the prospective Westbrookians it targets might actually, you know, see it. I'm a 'Brook blogger looking for material and it took me about a month to find it.

5. BruChu, Johnny O'Hara called and he wants his Kenny G cd back. Seriously, what's with the (insert derogatory adjective here) music playing in the background of the Big Man's Big Speech, not to mention throughout the videos?

6. I. Smell. A. Spoof.

- John C.L. Morgan

Best Pizza = Angelone's

Angelone's won the Riverbank Republic's poll for best pizzeria in Westbrook. The Main Street institution attracted 17 of the 40 votes (42%) and was followed by Portland Pie Company (10 votes, 25%), Profenno's (9 votes, 22%), Pizza Hut (3 votes, 7%), and Pizza Time (1 vote, 2%).

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Sunday, January 27, 2008

Actuals:
High: 29F (1:38p)
Low: 19F (11:59p)
Average: 24F
Precipitation: 0.12 inches
Snowfall: 3.0 inches
Sunrise: 7:04a
Sunset: 4:45p

Records:
High: 57F (1974)
Low: -18F (1994)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 3.11 inches
Snowfall: 19.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Snappy Trails

I started filling out the City of Westbrook's Recreation, Parks, and Open Space Questionnaire this afternoon and came across the website for the Portland Trails organization. If you have any questions or curiosities about the various trails in the Greater Portland area, this is the site to consult. It has helpful info about twenty-six trails, including Westbrook's Riverwalk.

About that questionnaire: It's due February 1. Now, I know most of my faithful readers have obeyed my previous, um, reminders (here and here) and have already filled it out and sent it to York Street. But to all my fellow procrastinators, you'd better start crackin'.

- John C.L. Morgan

Watching BruChu Bust a Move: Priceless

For a whopping fifty bucks per person, you can attend the 2008 Westbrook Inaugural Gala this Saturday at 6p. The event will be held at the Centurion Banquet Facility--which is a fancy way of saying the Infinity Federal Credit Union building--at 202 Larrabee Road and will feature hors d'oeuvres, a buffet dinner, and the Bob Charest Band. Click here for more details.

- John C.L. Morgan

IDEXX's Fourth Quarter

IDEXX Laboratories, a Westbrook-based company, posted its fourth quarter report last week. You can read a Maine Biz synopsis here, or you can read the lengthy IDEXX press release about the report here.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Full disclosure: My wife works for IDEXX.

Public Assistance in Westbrook: December 2007, Part Two

According to a Maine Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) report, Westbrook had 1,256 cases of Food Stamps (FS) in December 2007. The total cost for these benefits was $236,443. In October 2007, there were 1,240 cases and the total cost was $237,456.

In December 2006, there were 1,110 cases of FS (described by the DHHS as a program which provides food stamps to help low-income families buy food for good health) in Westbrook, and the program cost $205,629. And in December 2005, Westbrook had 1,162 FS cases, and the cost for the program was $204,543.

For context, South Portland (estimated 2006 population: 23,784) had 1,084 cases of FS in December 2007, and the cost of the program was $197,385. Windham (estimated 2006 population: 16,546) had 630 cases, and the cost was $117,685. Westbrook's estimated 2006 population was 16,201.

For a list of monthly DHHS Geographic and Distbribution of Programs and Benefits reports dating back to January 2005, click here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Public Assistance in Westbrook: December 2007, Part One

According to a Maine Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) report, Westbrook had 248 Parents as Scholars (PaS) and Temporary Assistance to Needy Families (TANF) cases in December 2007. The total cost for these benefits was $95,124. The number of cases and the total cost of the benefits in October 2007 were 256 and $94,319, respectively.

PaS, a program in which parents involved in a two-year or four-year post-secondary education receive a monthly benefit based on guidelines for the TANF program, accounted for 10 of the 248 total cases. And TANF, which is described by DHHS as a program providing temporary help for children and their parents while the family works toward becoming self-supporting, accounted for the remaining 238 cases.

In December 2006, there were 243 total cases in Westbrook (8 PaS and 235 TANF), and the total benefit cost was $96,778. In December 2005, there were 228 total PaS and TANF cases in Westbrook (11 PaS and 217 TANF), and the total benefit cost was $87,576.

To put these numbers in some context, there were 178 cases (12 PaS, 166 TANF in South Portland (estimated 2006 population: 23,784), and the total cost was $63,794 in December 2007. And in Windham (estimated 2006 population: 16,546), there were 102 cases (4 PaS, 98 TANF) that cost $36,241 in December 2007. Westbrook's estimated 2006 population, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, was 16,201.

For a list of monthly DHHS Geographic and Distbribution of Programs and Benefits reports dating back to January 2005, click here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Saturday, January 26, 2008

Actuals:
High: 31F (1:40p)
Low: 12F (7:27a)
Average: 22F
Precipitation: 0.00 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:05a
Sunset: 4:43p

Records:
High: 64F (1950)
Low: -18F (1945)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Westbrook Almanac: Friday, January 25, 2008

Actuals:
High: 26F (3:35p)
Low: 8F (7:33a)
Average: 17F
Precipitation: trace amount
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:06a
Sunset: 4:42p

Records:
High: 51F (1947)
Low: -14F (1945)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Friday, January 25, 2008

Westbrook Foodie, Continued

A couple days ago, I rounded up a collection of restaurant reviews for Westbrook foodies. Now, courtesy of the foodie blog, Type A Diversions--via the foodie blog Portland Psst! --comes a fresh review of Main Street's Burrito!. Click here to read what that foodie blogger (you may have noticed I'm trying to kill that phrase with overuse) has to say about Burrito!.

And to read my previous post devoted to the growling stomachs of Westbrook, click here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Red Sock in Town

So apparently there was some well-known Red Sox player at the County Road Dunkin' Donuts yesterday morning. I guess it was kind of a big deal. Anyhoo, you can read about it here.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Sure does beat the appearance of Lenny "Effin" DiNardo in December 2004. See, I know what I'm talkin' about.

Survey Fever

I have a fever, baby, and the only prescription is more surveys. Yesterday I demanded you fill out the Portland Press Herald's Readers' Poll. Well, today I'm telling you to put those same, um, creative skills to work in the Portland Phoenix's 2008 Readers' Poll. Here.

Oh, and if you've already forgotten the right way to stuff a ballot box,
here's a primer. Happy surveying!

- John C.L. Morgan

Song of the Week

This week's must-listen-to song is Dead End Armory's song, "Treasure." Click here to listen to the song and click here to learn more about Dead End Armory.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Thursday, January 24, 2008

Actuals:
High: 28F (2:04p)
Low: 15F (11:59p)
Average: 22F
Precipitation: trace amount
Snowfall: trace amount
Sunrise: 7:06a
Sunset: 4:41p

Records:
High: 52F (1999)
Low: -21F (1948)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Old School

To lighten the mood around here, I figured I'd provide a link to a 1992 video featuring a Maine State Trooper and a very, very angry Mainer.

Click here to watch the video, but beware of its salty language.

- John C.L. Morgan

Just Do It

I'm not generally a big proponent of electoral fraud (it usually depends on whether my preferred pol benefits or not), but when it comes to the Portland Press Herald's 2008 Audience Readers' Poll, I have just four words: Stuff. That. Ballot. Box. In other words, vote early, vote often, and vote Westbrook. Here.

If I remember correctly, the print version of the newspaper had rules about only one entry per household. The online version I just sent you to, however, doesn't seem to have that regulation. Still, I recommend you play it safe and troll the Woodlawn Cemetery on Stroudwater Street to fill out the surveys on behalf of the Maynards, Blanches, Henrys, and Margarets laying in perpetual peace there. Be sure not to vote under names from the headstones in St. Hyacinth's Cemetery, though. I voted using those names last week.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Tell your family, friends, and neighbors to do the same. How funny would it be if the poll were hijacked by rowdy rabble-rousers from Westbrook?

Westbrook Almanac: Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Actuals:
High: 34F (2:35p)
Low: 23F (11:46p)
Average: 29F
Precipitation: 0.00 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:07a
Sunset: 4:39p

Records:
High: 53F (1957)
Low: -15F (1976)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Roll Call

According to the Maine House of Representatives website, Westbrook's representatives in Augusta had a very good attendance record in the first session of the 123rd Legislature. Representative Ann Peoples (D-Westbrook) was present for 98% of roll call votes and Representative Tim Driscoll participated in 95% (D-Westbrook) of roll call votes. Attendance records for Westbrook's two state senators, Phil Bartlett and Joe Brannigan, are unavailable via the Maine Senate website.

To see how the attendance records of Representatives Peoples and Driscoll stack up against their housemates, click here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Public Service Announcement, Take One

Warren Memorial Library is hosting Inanna, a self-described percussion and vocal ensemble, on Friday night at 7p. The concert is free and will take place in the library's auditorium. To learn more about the girl band, er, the "Sisters in Rhythm," click here.

Also, while we're on the topic of Warren Library, their monthly book club will be meeting next on Wednesday, February 13. The current book is 50 Acres and a Poodle, so pick up your copy now. Also, be sure to arrive for the club early, because the first five attendees will receive an autographed mousepad courtesy of your modest correspondent. For more info about the Warren Memorial Library, click
here or here.

- John C.L. Morgan

For Your Inner History Buff

Suzan Roberts Norton, the vice-president of the Westbrook Historical Society, has a new blog which features some Westbrook history. For Westbrook-related posts, click here and here. And, for all my SoPo (that would be South Portland for all you un-hipsters out there) readers, here is a link to Norton's virtual shrine to that city's Redbank neighborhood.

- John C.L. Morgan

Did You Know?

Did you know Sappi Fine Paper's landmark smokestack is 353 feet tall? Erected in 1926 to emit the gases of the mill's furnaces, the smokestack initially bore the words, "WARREN STANDARD PAPERS."

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Actuals:
High: 35F (3:55p)
Low: 11F (3:32a)
Average: 23F
Precipitation: trace amount
Snowfall: trace amount
Sunrise: 7:08a
Sunset: 4:38p

Records:
High: 51F (1957, 1959)
Low: -19F (1984)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Help Wanted

Here at Riverbank Republic, we're looking to eventually publish a monthly online magazine which will have feature stories, cultural reviews, short fiction, fake stories, etc. about Westbrook and Maine. If you or anyone you know is interested in helping with this labor of love, shoot us an e-mail at riverbank_republic@yahoo.com. Some real estate on this here blog is also up for grabs for the interested.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Roots

Westbrook musician (and husband of former City Clerk Barbara Hawkes) Al Hawkes was featured on American Routes, a radio program broadcast weekly on National Public Radio. Click here to listen to the interview and to learn more about music in Maine. And click here to learn more about Mr. Hawkes. If for no other reason, click on the second link to get an eyeful of his killer red hat.

- John C.L. Morgan

All For Maine: A Bite-Sized Review

All For Maine: The Story of Percival P. Baxter
By Liz Soares
(Windswept Publishers, 93 pages)

Liz Soares's biography of former Maine Governor Percival Proctor Baxter is a good introductory read to the Father of Baxter State Park. The book briefly touches on Governor Baxter's devotion to the humane treatment of animals (the Animal Refuge League's animal shelter here in Westbrook is named after Percy Baxter in honor of his instrumental role in the League's founding and funding) and his generous gifts to Maine. Soares focuses a bit on Baxter's donation of Mackworth Island to the state and the subsequent founding of the Governor Baxter School for the Deaf on that island, but most of the book (indeed, most of Baxter's life) was devoted to the governor's dogged (pun not intended, but welcomed) creation and preservation of the Baxter State Park, which includes Mount Katahdin.

This is not a dense book (it'll be re-located to the juvenile section once I return it to Warren Memorial Library), so if you're looking for a thorough examination of Percy Baxter's life, keep moving, nothing to see here. However, if you're looking for an easy primer or a book from which to pull some interesting factoids (did you know Governor Baxter ordered the flags of Maine to be flown at half-staff when his beloved dog, Garry, died?), this book is sufficient.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Here are some links that'll satisfy that craving for Governor Baxter I just carved into the pit of your stomach with this sparkling review:

Animal Refuge League: here
Baxter House Museum: here
Baxter Memorial Library: here
Baxter State Park: here
Governor Baxter School for the Deaf: here

On Location

For the last couple Tuesdays, I've been posting a first-person narrative about a place in Westbrook which I dub On Location. Now that I'm kind of a big deal (where's your half-page spread in the American Journal?), I'm gonna start mailing it in a little bit. No, I'm just kidding. About the mailing it in part, I mean.

This past Saturday morning, I posted a review of the first annual Neal Dow Pub Crawl. Well, that was actually supposed to be this week's On Location, but I wanted to post it while it was still fresh in my mind (no drunkard jokes from the peanut gallery, please). So I apologize to the four people who've already read it, and say to the two people who will read it for the first time: Eat your hearts out. As for next week, I promise to unveil a new and shiny On Location. In fact, I plan to write about, well, I guess I'm not sure yet. But it'll be mildly funny and dripping with irony. You wouldn't expect anything else, right?

Anyway, here's a link to the review of the Pub Crawl. Please enjoy, even if it is the second time you have to trudge your way through it.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Monday, January 21, 2008

Actuals:
High: 20F (4:29p)
Low: 7F (6:37a)
Average: 14F
Precipitation: 0.00 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:09a
Sunset: 4:37p

Records:
High: 57F (2006)
Low: -12F (1984)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Monday, January 21, 2008

Reason #26 for Why It's Good to Read Op-Eds

The Portland Press Herald reported yesterday that a 39-year-old man from Portland was tasered by Westbrook Police on Spring Street Friday night.

Judging from the facts contained in the Press Herald dispatch (
here), I suspect the tasered man neglected to read Westbrook Police Chief Bill Baker's op-ed piece (here) from the January 10 edition of that paper. Otherwise, he would've adhered to Baker's three tips for avoiding confrontation with the Westbrook Police.

Just shows you that it is occasionally worth it to wade through the op-eds in the morning. At the very least, you'll learn how to avoid being tasered. Bro.

- John C.L. Morgan

A Gift for the Westbrook Foodie

Here are a collection of links your hard-working correspondent has gathered to help you decide where to eat next in the Paper City.

Burrito: here, here, and here.
Casa Novello: here.
Fajita Grill: here and here.
Medeo: here.
The Frog and Turtle: here, here, and here.
Wake N' Bakery: here.

And for all my German-tongued readers out there, here's a comprehensive--if a bit dated--list of eateries in the 'Brook. Guten Tag.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. A tip of the cap to the excellent Portland Food Map for its help.

In Remembrance of MLK, Jr.

Click here to see the long-form of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s famous "I Have a Dream" speech. This speech, in my modest opinion, contains the most stirring rhetoric in modern American history. Goosebumps never fail to pop up on the back of my neck, regardless of how many times I hear it.

What a refreshing reprieve from the patchwork and shrillness that marks so many of today's protests and their accompanying speeches.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. To read a decent article about the civil rights experiences of three Mainers from yesterday's Portland Press Herald, click here.

Westbrook Almanac: Sunday, January 20, 2008

Actuals:
High: 30F (1:33a)
Low: 13F (11:59p)
Average: 22F
Precipitation: 0.01 inches
Snowfall: 0.10 inches
Sunrise: 7:09a
Sunset: 4:36p

Records:
High: 55F (2006)
Low: -21F (1971)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.99 inches
Snowfall: 16.1 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Bartlett To Seek Re-Election

According to PolitickerMe.com, State Senator Phil Bartlett (D-Cumberland) will seek re-election to the State Senate for a third term in November. Representing Westbrook in the senate's sixth district, State Senator Bartlett is the third incumbent representing Westbrook to file paperwork with the Ethics Commission as of January 18. State Representatives Tim Driscoll (D-Westbrook) and Ann Peoples (D-Westbrook) have also filed for re-election, but State Senator Joseph Brannigan (D-Cumberland) remains as the only incumbent representing Westbrook in Augusta who has not yet filed papers for re-election with the Ethics Commission.

According to the folks at Politicker, Bartlett earned re-election in 2006 with 8,781 to 6,690 win.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: Saturday, January 19, 2008

Actuals:
High: 33F (3:58p)
Low: 23F (7:43a)
Average: 28F
Precipitation: 0.00 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:10a
Sunset: 4:34p

Records:
High: 52F (1972)
Low: -26F (1971)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low:-5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.98 inches
Snowfall: 16.0 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.98 inches
Snowfall: 16.0 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Richardson Plays Pretend

In his column in this week's Windham Independent, Westbrook resident Ray Richardson examines the possibility of Senator Susan Collins being added to the Republican presidential ticket as a vice-presidential nominee, particularly if Senator John McCain wins the Republican nomination.

Pointing to the solid relationship between Sen. Collins and Sen. McCain, Richardson says Collins could quite possibly become Sen. McCain's pick for vice-president for four reasons. First, Richardson writes, Sen. Collins is a woman, so her appearance on the ticket could soften the impact of Senator Hillary Clinton's gender if Sen. Clinton were to win the Democratic Party's nomination. Second, Sen. Collins's pro-choice stance on abortion could soften the edges around Sen. John McCain's pro-life position, thereby helping him peel off a few pro-choice voters. Third, Richardson reasons, Sen. Collins's appearance on the Republican ticket could help McCain compete for the four relatively blue Electoral College votes Maine has to offer. And, finally, Sen. Collins would be an effective vice-president because her bipartisanship and experience in Congress would make her an asset on Capitol Hill.

Of course, Sen. Collins is currently engaged in a potentially feisty fight for her U.S. Senate seat, so Richardson also ruminates on the possibility of Sen. Collins simultaneously battling for the U.S. Vice-Presidency and her current job as U.S. Senator, a la Senator Joseph Lieberman in 2000. If she has to worry only about re-election to the Senate, Richardson predicts a 58-42 victory against her challenger, Representative Tom Allen. However, Richardson thinks the race would be a toss-up if Sen. Collins had to juggle both the Presidential race and her Senate race.

Richardson's column is interesting and thought-provoking. However, the one puzzling feature of his column is his insistence on using the descriptor Democrat instead of Democratic when describing that party's presidential nomination. On the one hand, it's merely a continuation of the bizarre obsession conservatives--particularly those who rant on t.v. and the radio--have in chopping the ic off the Democratic Party's proper name. On the other hand, Richardson is so obsessed with the grammatical tic (he adds a parenthetical stating the Democratic Party's nomination is, in fact, the Democrat nomination--not the Democratic one) that he elevates his obsession for the gimmick to a strange fetish.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. While I'm dissecting this week's Windy Indy, I think I should point out that someone neglected to edit the editor. In his Editor's Note this week, the cranky editor of the weekly, Joshua Shea, wrote that George Bush was re-elected about ten years after the O.J. Simpson murder trial, despite receiving fewer votes than Al Gore. The Simpson trial took place in 1994, so almost ten years later would be 2004. Mr. Shea is correct that President Bush won re-election that year. But he beat Senator John Kerry, not former Vice-President Al Gore. Moreover, President Bush earned more, not fewer, popular votes than Sen. Kerry in 2004. One success out of three attempts is stellar when you're hitting a baseball, but when you're trying to bolster your argument that the presidential election system is flawed (an opinion I actually share for numerous reasons), 1 out 3 basic election facts is not a good foundation for your beefs.

Of course, I could give Mr. Shea the benefit of the doubt and suppose he fudged his math and was really talking about the 2000 election. But then he'd have to explain how President Bush defied the Twenty-second Amendment by garnering re-election twice, while simultaneously erasing President Clinton's second term (how else would President Bush secure re-election in 2000?). Upon further reflection, I think Mr. Shea just got the 2004 election wrong.

Shameless Self-Promotion--Again

Last night, PolitickerMe.com, a website covering Maine politics, featured an earlier post I wrote regarding the presidential caucuses in Maine. You can click here to check it out and then click on "Read more here" to be brought back to the Westbrook Diarist. How meta.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. For all you PolitickerMainers coming to this here blog for the first time, check out the new and shiny website this blog belongs to by clicking here.

Paper City Pub Crawl: A Review

The first annual Paper City Pub Crawl in Westbrook was successful in the sense that I survived to write about it. As for attendance, let's just say a good time was had by all, um, two of us.

The night started at 6:45p when my friend Walter and I walked down Seavey Street to Mill Side Tavern. The crowd inside the bar was light, but heavily clad in flannel mackinaw coats. We each got a drink, Walter a Bud Light, and me a shot of whiskey from the "lowest shelf you have." The bartender obliged with a glass of Senator's Club. After we got our drinks, we hopped onto the unattended pool table.

Forty-five minutes and two games of 2v2 pool later, we were having a grand time. All irony aside, Mill Side Tavern was probably the most enjoyable experience of the night. I learned that I broke the rack "like a girl;" my pool partner, a Mill Side regular, dispensed the sageful advice that the most effective way to piss off my old lady was to always give into her and never fight back; and my fellow Pub Crawler and I shared edible shots. The shot glasses are made of chocolate and are about the size of medium-sized thimbles. Frankly, it's a bit of a rip-off, but at least I can tell my grandkids that I had an edible shot of Bailey's at Mill Side Tavern when I was young and wild. As for Walter, a few of the bar maids (who were very friendly, by the way) convinced him to forgo the Bud Light filling in favor of strawberry-flavored vodka. Good idea.

After a cold walk (this will be common theme, so I'll try to vary the way I phrase it) from Mill Side to Stockhouse via the old Portland & Rochester Railroad, we settled into a table at the restaurant. I felt a hint of culture shock when we first got into Stockhouse. We had just come from a cozy tavern with a fluid social space to a relatively sprawling and rigid restaurant in which each table is more like its own island than a place to merely park your drink or plate. We had appetizers, but left after a relatively unremarkable hour. Stockhouse is a better bar in, say, July or August than it is in January.

We hopped onto the railroad again after crossing Main Street (note to self: invest in one of those railroad handcars for the next crawl) en route to Skybox bar on Brown Street. The air was sharp, the railroad was caked with crusty snow, and a decision loomed ahead of us: Do we slide down the hill before we get to the Black Bridge and cross the Presumpscot via the metal footbridge, or do we cross the bridge and crawl down the hill onto Brown Street? We were feeling adventurus (or stupid, or influenced, or whatever other curse you prefer) and gingerly walked across the top of the bridge with black sky over our heads and black water below our feet.

Skybox was d-e-a-d, so we left after about thirty minutes. We did witness a man and woman outside threaten to shoot each other, though, so that was mildly entertaining. Oh well, Skybox's loss would be The Frog and Turtle's gain (we aren't egotistical or anything) because we would now able to squeeze in a visit to that heralded hot spot before ending our night at Profenno's.

Since it was a Friday night between 9 and 11p, The F&T offered a spot to cool our heels with live music. After enduring a half-hour of thumping in the dj'd Skybox, musician Tom Dee's mellow melodies were a welcome respite, as was the bar's laid-back atmosphere. Walter continued on his Bud Light binge, while I had my first Beefeater Gibson. I'm not generally a big fan of gin (forget about Moxie being the official beverage of the state, gin's pine-needley palette is the real taste of Maine), but it was actually a good drink. Next up was Profenno's, the bar where every night is a high school reunion.

Profenno's is the happy medium of all the diverse bars in Westbrook. The everyman's bar, if you will. It is there that Mill Side's coziness is complemented by Stockhouse's food menu. You can feel at home with a Budweiser in your mitts like you would at, say, Skybox, but you also wouldn't feel out of place if you were cradling a glass of wine like you were at The F&T. Besides, where else in Westbrook can you rub shoulders with the city's mayor, while also reminiscing about life in The Hamlet with fellow trailer-park alums? And all this while being supervised by a bouncer named Butch.

- John C.L. Morgan

Baseball Coach Reflects on Football Award

Mike Rutherford, the new baseball coach at Westbrook High School, reflected on winning the James J. Fitzpatrick Trophy twenty-five years ago in yesterday's Portland Press Herald. Rutherford called the Fitzpatrick Trophy, the award given to the state's top senior football player, the ultimate accomplishment for a high school athlete in Maine. Here at the Riverbank Republic, we have a certain bias for the Steven Labrecque Memorial Award, but, hey, Coach Rutherford's entitled to his opinion.

On a lighter note, I could crack a joke about how it may be at least twenty-five years until one of Coach Rutherford's Blue Blazes wins the premier football award, but I've already made one unfair joke about Westbrook's football program this week. I figure one joke per week is a healthy quota.

Anyway, you can read the article here.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. In the interest of disclosure, the Steven Labrecque Memorial Award is a soccer sportsmanship award named in honor of my late father. Hence, the "L" in my relatively bizarre name.

Westbrook Almanac: Friday, January 18, 2008

Actuals:
High: 44F (3:32p)
Low: 29F (11:47p)
Average: 37F
Precipitation: 0.72 inches
Snowfall: 0.5 inches
Sunrise: 7:11a
Sunset: 4:33p


Records:
High: 58F (1990)
Low: -22F (1971)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.98 inches
Snowfall: 16.0 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.98 inches
Snowfall: 16.0 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Friday, January 18, 2008

Book 'Em

The primary drawback to participating in tonight's inaugural Neal Dow Pub Crawl (besides reinforcing the perception that I'm an out-of-control lush, of course) is that I'll miss out on Samuel James's set at SPACE Gallery in Portland. Now, I've only admired James's music from afar (MySpace), so don't mistake me for a true fan. But I at least like to pretend that I would've made the trek out to Congress Street tonight if I didn't have better things to do (read about the aforementioned Pub Crawl here). Which leads me to the plea of the day.

Westbrook pub owners, restaurant chefs, library directors, homeowners, and whoever else may be interested, lend me your eyes: Go out and book a concert date with Samuel James and his cohort Moses Atwood. Now! If for no other reason, book the duo so I will finally make it to one of their shows. Because, you know, it is all about me.

Meanwhile, Westbrook Diarist snoopers, feast your eyes (and ears) on these links by listening to Samuel James here and Moses Atwood here. Bon appetit. Or something like that.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Moses Atwood's self-titled album can be found on iTunes. Samuel James, however, has yet to post his songs in the iTunes store.

P.P.S. In the interest of full disclosure: No, my fourth job is not as James's and Atwood's promoter.

Westbrook's Portrait Laureate

Since I am the king of this castle, I hereby declare Caren-Marie Michel Westbrook's portrait laureate. No, seriously, if the City of Westbrook did have such a post, Michel would definitely occupy it. Her bold and vibrant colors lend the Westbrook landscape a certain vivaciousness and lushness that captures the best of what the city has to offer. And, yes, that does include the Black Bridge.

To view Caren-Marie Michel's Westbrook-centric pieces, you can click here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Phew, I'm exhausted.

You can also check out Michel's entire repertoire (Westbrook isn't her only muse) by clicking here. Or, you can scoot down to Westbrook Picture Frame and Fine Arts Gallery where Mr. Ken Atkinson has a few Michels hanging on his wall. Wow, that sounds grotesque, doesn't it?

- John C.L. Morgan

Psst, another Maine artist I am enjoying right now is central Maine's Jean Victory, particularly this piece, this piece, this piece, and this piece. If I remember correctly, Victory is also showing at Westbrook Picture Frame, although I don't recall seeing any of these works there.

Westbrook Almanac: Thursday, January 17, 2008

Actuals:
High: 30F (11:14p)
Low: 4F (7:39a)
Average: 17F
Precipitation: 0.00 inches
Snowfall: 0.00 inches
Sunrise: 7:11a
Sunset: 4:32p

Records:
High: 51F (1995)
Low: -22F (1971)

Month-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.26 inches
Snowfall: 15.5 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 61F (January 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 2.26 inches
Snowfall: 15.5 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan