"But, let's be honest, light industry or heavy, and with all due respect who punch a clock on Eisenhower Drive, Maine's scenic coast it is not." -- American Journal editor Brendan Moran, poking fun at Idexx Laboratories' contention that the construction of a nearby asphalt plant by Pike Industries would ruin the, um, bucolic nature of the Five Star Industrial Park, and therefore make it more difficult for the lab to recruit top scientists from across the country.
- John C.L. Morgan
P.S. Full disclosure: My wife works at Idexx. And I hope I don't get her fired.