Monday, May 26, 2008

Westbrook Foodie, 2.0

According to the food writer, Meredith Goad, Westbrook is now a destination spot for growling stomachs. So here's a collection of all the reviews I could dig up related to Westbrook food after mining this site and the excellent Portland Food Map:

Baker's Bench: here.

Burrito: here, here, here, and here.

Casa Novello: here and here.

Don's Lunch: here.

Fajita Grill: here and here.

Lady Ball's Victorian Boutique and Tea Room: here.

Medeo: here and here.

Thanksgiving's Bakery and Eatery: here.

The Frog and Turtle: here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

Wake N' Bakery: here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Historians and Robbers

When I read the 'Westbrook Cop and Civil War Historian' teaser on the front page of the Press Herald's 'Audience' section, I assumed I'd be reading about Sgt. Mike Sanphy once I flipped to page six (speaking of page six, when is the Press Herald going to get a page six like this one?).

Anyway, it was a safe assumption considering Sanphy is an active member of the Westbrook Historical Society and a frequent visitor to the Society on Saturday mornings. But I suppose we all know what happens when you assume: You learn the Westbrook Police Department is actually a secret bastion of...history buffs.

To wit, read the PPH's interview with Sgt. Mike Nugent, a co-author of One Continuous Night, a deconstruction of Gen. Robert E. Lee's retreat from Gettysburg.

- John C.L. Morgan

Pine Tree Lit

The Press Herald is collaborating with the Maine Regional Library System to create a Maine Literary Map, a geographical representation of Maine's appearances in popular fiction and non-fiction. You can read about the project here and contribute to the project here.

I've contributed to the project once already and have adopted it as a little hobby until the window for submissions closes on June 8.

- John C.L. Morgan

(Update: I just added E.B. White's One Man's Meat to my earlier selection of Robert P.T. Coffin's Kennebec: Cradle of Americans. I know, I'm a geek.)

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Song of the Week

The song of the week is The Grassholes' "9-Pound Hammer."

- John C.L. Morgan

Buckfield Bass



Westbrook Almanac: May 18-May 24, 2008

Week-to-Date:
High: 71F (May 18)
Low: 43F (May 20, May 24)
Precipitation: 0.01 inches
Previous Sunrise: 5:08a
Previous Sunset: 8:10p

Month-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: 29F (May 1)
Precipitation: 0.71 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: -5 F (January 4)
Precipitation: 21.99 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Top 10 Local CDs: May 12- May 18, 2008

Here are the Top 10 Local CDs for the week of May 12-May 18 (the album's spot in last week's Top 10 is in parentheses, much like this fyi note), courtesy of the Portland Phoenix:

  1. Dead Season, "Rise" (1)
  2. Rustic Overtones, "Long Division" (3)
  3. Various Artists, "Greetings from Area Code 207, Vol. 7" (2)
  4. Bob Marley, "Maine-iac on the Loose" (-)
  5. As Fast As, "Destroy the Plastique Man" (4)
  6. Cambiata, "To Heal" (5)
  7. Time for Change, "Apocalyptic Fantasy" (8)
  8. Bob Marley, "Goin Up the Faya" (-)
  9. Civil Disturbance, "The Battle Within" (6)
  10. Bob Marley, "Don't Feed the Natives" (-)

The list was compiled from Bull Moose Music.

- John C.L. Morgan


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Rest and Rejuvenation

I've been blogging nearly every day for almost six months now, so I think I'm due for a break. And considering I'm the boss of this here site, I grant myself that wish.

I'll be away from the keyboard for only a week, so check back in next Sunday, May 25. In the meantime, feel free to browse my previous samples of electronic chicken scratch extensive library of past posts, and let me know what you've liked or disliked about the blog so far.
I am very much interested in your frank and specific appraisals.

But for now, I'll write to you later.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: May 11-May 17, 2008

Week-to-Date:
High: 70F (May 13)
Low: 38F (May 12, May 14)
Precipitation: 0.02 inches
Previous Sunrise: 5:14a
Previous Sunset: 8:03p

Month-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: 29F (May 1)
Precipitation: 0.70 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 21.98 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Top 10 Local CDs: May 5- May 11, 2008

Here are the Top 10 Local CDs for the week of May 5-May 11 (the album's spot in last week's Top 10 is in parentheses, much like this fyi note), courtesy of the Portland Phoenix:
  1. Dead Season, "Rise" (3)
  2. Various Artists, "Greetings from Area Code 207, Vol. 7" (1)
  3. Rustic Overtones, "Long Division" (2)
  4. As Fast As, "Destroy the Plastique Man" (4)
  5. Cambiata, "To Heal" (8)
  6. Civil Disturbance, "The Battle Within" (10)
  7. Sly-Chi, "The Space" (6)
  8. Time for Change, "Apocalyptic Fantasy" (5)
  9. Cambiata, "Into the Night" (9)
  10. Dave Mallett, "Midnight on the Water" (-)

The list was compiled from Bull Moose Music.

- John C.L. Morgan

Quote of the Day

"We used to drink Heineken, but now we drink Papst Blue Ribbon."

- A North Haven lobsterman explaining how he is adjusting to the increased cost of living in a Maine Sunday Telegram story about inflation on Maine islands.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Speaking of Maine islands, check out my review of Virginia Thorndike's book, Islanders.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Step Away From the Wii

Considering I was one of the last kids in The Hamlet to receive a Nintendo (and later, a Sega Genesis), I'm probably not inclined to appreciate the allure of the Nintento Wii.

So while I was reading Avery Yale Kamila's
first-person narrative of the Wii experience The Flask in the latest issue of The Maine Switch, I couldn't help but think: Sure, virtual tennis, golf, and bowling sound fun. But why wouldn't one just play tennis at the Saccarappa or Westbrook High School tennis courts? Or stroll through a round of golf at Rivermeadow Golf Club, Sunset Ridge Golf Links, or the Twin Falls Golf Club? And then, of course, there's bowling at Colonial Lanes or Westport Bowling Lanes.

Seems to me the real thing might be a little more enjoyable.

(Update: Good luck playing tennis at Saccarappa School. The courts lack nets and are not in the greatest shape.)

- John C.L. Morgan

Proposed Social Calendar

About a month ago, I floated the idea of a not-so-secret society known as the Presumpscot Social Club (PSC), whose low-minded intent is to go places and have fun. But as Robert Putnam might put it, the high-minded intent is to build social capital among Westbrook folk. So without further ado, here's the proposed social calendar for the PSC:

June 2008: Scarborough Downs
Your chance to experience life as a Scarborough Downer. The food isn't too bad (read: greasy), and the adult beverages are reasonably priced. There's something else that makes Scarborough Downs fun, but for some reason I can't remember it...oh yeah, winning bets.

July 2008: Willowbrook Museum Village
A chance to get in touch with your inner history buff.

August 2008: Reggae on the Bay (Peaks Island)
A ride on the ferry, laid-back vibes, and fun under the sun. Doesn't sound too shabby to me.

September 2008: Paper City Triangle
Dinner at Don's Lunch, a couple games at Colonial Lanes, and a nightcap at Mill Side Tavern. Does it get any better than that?

October 2008: Downeast Potluck Supper at The Elms
We'd have to charge a fee to cover the $250 + 7% tax rental cost. But I think the setting and the do-it-yourself meals featuring Maine ingredients would be worth it.

November 2008: Maine Brewers' Festival
Beer, beer, and more Maine beer. 'Nuff said.

December 2008: Christmas Prelude
The website makes it looks cool (and cold). Nevertheless, it looks like a good spot for some X-Mas shopping.

January 2009: Neal Dow Pub Crawl
A chance to get in touch with the, ahem, nightlife Westbrook has to offer. (A request for a moment of silence in honor of the late Skybox Bar and Grill.)

February 2009: Lady Ball's Victorian Boutique and Tea Room
I suppose it's only fitting that the place right out of a romance novel should be enjoyed during the month that features the most romantic day of the year. Or something like that.

March 2009: Wayside Soup Kitchen
Life's not always just about us...some of the time.

April 2009: Open to suggestions.

May 2009: Portland Symphony Orchestra
A chance to get all fancy and cultured. I'm specifically thinking about this performance.

June 2009: Beanhole Baked Bean Supper and Pig Roast on the Riverwalk
Just a little shindig on the Friday night of next year's Westbrook Together Days. But does anyone have a stall where I can store a couple piglets this fall? And does anyone have any experience butchering said piglets or cooking beanhole baked beans? Those skills might be useful.

- John C.L. Morgan

Thursday, May 15, 2008

On the City Budget

Via Leslie Bridgers's article on the city budget in this week's American Journal, here are the particulars of the latest round of budgeting:
  • The Finance Committee approved the school budget, which was decreased by $46,000 because of a grant.
  • The Finance Committee unanimously voted to restore funding ($8,8775) for the position of a part-time car washer.
  • The Finance Committee rejected a proposal to double the funding (from $1,500 to $3,000) for a dinner organized to recognize public safety officials, 3-3. (Councilors Aube, Foley, and Joyce in favor; Councilors Gattine, O'Hara, Rielly against.)
  • The Finance Committee was able to extract $15,370 from the budget because of redundancy in the Police Department's budget.
  • The Finance Committee supported an increase of $6,100 to cover the cost of printing and postage for citywide mailings on behalf of the Recreation Department, 5-1. (Councilors Aube, Gattine, Joyce, O'Hara, Rielly in favor; Councilor Foley against.)
  • The Finance Committee increased funding for social services by $12,100, including an extra $6,000 for the Mission Possible Teen Center and an extra $3,000 to the Red Cross.

The City Council will be voting on Monday to give preliminary approval to budget. The meeting is at 7p, and will take place in Room 114 at the Westbrook High School.

- John C.L. Morgan

American Journal One-Liners

Westbrook gears up for its very own art walk.

Joyce Perrey talks about the city's clean-up and stars in the AJ's multimedia version of the story.

Portland police officer (and Westbrook resident) was indicted.

Pike Industries will present a sketch plan of its expansion plans to the Planning Board on Tuesday.

Finance Committee unanimously approved the city budget and sent it to the City Council.

- John C.L. Morgan

Freaky Art

I linked to James O'Reilly's photos of Westbrook last week. But what I didn't tell you at the time (mostly because I didn't know) was that O'Reilly will be exhibiting his photographs at Freaky Bean on Main Street throughout June. And that an opening reception for the exhibit is Friday, from 5-8p.

So consider the opening a warm-up for next week's inaugural Fourth Friday Art Walk and the Freaky Bean exhibit a welcomed addition to the event.

- John C.L. Morgan

Just Do It

First, vote in Down East magazine's 'Seven Wonders of Maine' poll, and then contribute possible entries for the 'Five Wonders of Westbrook.'

I smell a poll coming, so just do it.

- John C.L. Morgan

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Re: Dirigo Taxes

State Senator Phil Bartlett (D-Cumberland County), who represents a portion of Westbrook, co-authored an op-ed in today's Press Herald that picks apart the media's coverage of the controversial taxes that will be levied on soda, beer, and wine.

And on the opposite side of this debate, Maine Taxpayers United is sponsoring a training session for those interested in gathering signatures for a Peoples' Veto aiming to repeal the taxes. It is scheduled for Saturday, May 17 at 8a, and will take place at the American Legion Hall on Dunn Street. For more information on the training session, click here.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. The City's website features an excellent resource that clarifies who represents whom in Augusta. To wit: 'SS 6' refers to State Senator Bartlett, 'SS 9' refers to State Senator Joseph Brannigan (D-Cumberland County), 'SR 125' refers to State Representative Ann Peoples (D-Westbrook), and 'SR 126' refers to State Representative Tim Driscoll (D-Westbrook).

Quote, Unquote: E.B. White

"To me 'Vacationland' is a particularly annoying device to be emblazoned on the bow and stern of my small overworked sedan."

- E.B. White in One Man's Meat (1942), a collection of essays about his life on a Brooklin, Maine saltwater farm.

- John C.L. Morgan

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

No Sleeping Pills Required

Two years ago this week, the U.S. Supreme Court unanimously sided with the Maine Department of Environmental Protection in the S.D. Warren Co. v. Maine Board of Environmental Protection et al. case about the state's ability to regulate the Presumpscot River.

Considered a landmark case for the Presumpscot specifically, and American rivers generally, a summary S.D. Warren Co. v. Maine Board can be read here. But for the truly adventurous (or dull), the Supreme Court's decision and the arguments surrounding the case can be read here and here, respectively.

And in closing, I hereby retroactively declare the 'Westbrook Word of the Year' for 2006 to be discharge.

- John C.L. Morgan

Monday, May 12, 2008

Better Know a Rep: Brendan Rielly

Better know a representative by checking out this 'Proust Questionnaire' of City Councilor Brendan Rielly (D-Ward 1) :

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Notre Dame's football team winning the national championship, or my kids succeeding at something they've worked hard at. Don't make me choose.

What is your current state of mind?
Peachy keen.

Which living person do you most admire?
Drew said his wife? I'll say Drew's wife, too. Anyone who can put up with him is a saint. No, I'd have to say my wife. I have to. She's reading this. Just kidding. I do admire Erica for her good heart and sense of humor, and the fact that she's stuck with me since we were both fifteen. Either she's a very loving person or just plain crazy. Both are traits I admire, and I'm not asking any questions.

What is your greatest fear?
Bats. Nasty, mean, ugly creatures. I could be profound and say fear of failing my loved ones, but I've gotta go with bats.

What is your most marked characteristic?
The third eye in the middle of my forehead. I keep it covered over with makeup. No, I hope my most marked characteristic is my positive attitude and willingness to make the best out of whatever situation I'm in.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Lack of patience.

Which living person do you most despise?
I don't despise any single person. I despise self-important people who have never had to work a day in their lives and who have no sense of humility, faith, duty, honor or community. And Yankees fans.

What is your greatest extravagance?
I don't really have any extravagances, although if I don't have air conditioning I get pretty cranky.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
See the traits of the living person I most despise.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
I don't think there is such a thing. Virtue only becomes overrated if it is false virtue, like pride or arrogance. Then it's no longer a virtue. Wow. That was way too profound for a Friday afternoon.

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
I suppose that third eye in my forehead...

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be more patient, and I'd have the gift of flight.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
A snarky sense of humor.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
A snarky sense of humor.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Okay.

Which talent would you most like to have?
Quarterbacking the Green Bay Packers would be pretty cool.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
You, of course. But since you're taken, I'll go with my wife.

When and where were you happiest?
Right here, right now. In general terms, I mean. I don't mean sitting at my computer typing to you, although this is pleasant.

Where would you like to live?
In the great city of Westbrook! I have a thousand places I'd love to travel to, but it's always nice to come home.

What is your most treasured possession?
We have lots of things that remind us of people we've known or places we've been, but I'm not a "thing" person, so I don't really have a treasured possession.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Not having friends or family who care about you.

What is your favorite occupation?
Dad and husband.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
A three-way tie: Luke Skywalker, George Bailey and Tom Joad. When I was a kid, I wanted to be Joe Hardy.

Who are your heroes in real life?
I start with my parents who taught me how to care for others, be a man, and give back. I continue learning from them as well as from my wife, my sister, my kids, and many of my friends. I'm always trying to learn how to be a better person and I certainly have a lot to work on. I'm lucky to be surrounded by people who are smarter, cooler and more put-together than me, and I learn from them. They're my heroes. Now I'm going to cry.

What do you most value in your friends?
A snarky sense of humor.

What is it that you most dislike?
People who think they know everything.

What is your motto?
Go get that ball. That's your ball! Sorry, that's my soccer coaching motto. Clarence the angel said: "Remember, no man is a failure who has friends." That works as well as anything.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. To read City Councilor Drew Gattine's 'Proust Questionnaire' from two weeks ago, click here.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Song of the Week

This week's song is "Black Rivers" by Brown Bird.

- John C.L. Morgan

Top 10 Local CDs: April 28- May 4, 2008

Here are the Top 10 Local CDs for the week of April 28-May 4 (the album's spot in last week's Top 10 is in parentheses, much like this fyi note), courtesy of the Portland Phoenix:
  1. Various Artists, "Greetings from Area Code 207, Vol. 7" (1)
  2. Rustic Overtones, "Long Division" (2)
  3. Dead Season, "Rise" (4)
  4. As Fast As, "Destroy the Plastique Man" (3)
  5. Time for Change, "Apocalyptic Fantasy" (-)
  6. Sly-Chi, "The Space" (8)
  7. Cambiata, "Into the Night" (9)
  8. Cambiata, "To Heal" (7)
  9. Sidecar Radio, "Wave Principle" (-)
  10. Civil Disturbance, "The Battle Within" (-)

The list was compiled from Bull Moose Music.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: May 4-May 10, 2008

Week-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: 41F (May 6)
Precipitation: 0.56 inches
Previous Sunrise: 5:22a
Previous Sunset: 7:55p

Month-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: 29F (May 1)
Precipitation: 0.68 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 79F (May 8)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 21.96 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Main Street Mile Tee


Main Street Mile Results

Fourteen runners (and walkers) participated in the third annual Main Street Mile road race this morning. Encompassing Westbrook's Main Street from Stockhouse Restaurant to Profenno's, the event raised over $800 for the Westbrook High School's Class of 2008 Project Graduation.

The top five finishers in the 3rd annual Main Street Mile road race:
  1. Zach Good, 6:18
  2. Pat Bureau, 6:26
  3. Joe Romano, 6:55
  4. Allie Aceto, 7:11
  5. Audrey Shutts, 7:11

- John C.L. Morgan

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Photogenic, Take Two

Westbrook has suddenly become photogenic.

Besides James O'Reilly's photographs, there are also these nocturnal images of the city, courtesy of Brookie, Tony Bessey.

- John C.L. Morgan

Clean(er)


Clean-Up Report

One of the beneficial things life provides is ample opportunity for do-gooders to do well.

This morning, for example, I was one of about seventy volunteers dispatched to all the corners of Westbrook (clean-up sites included Beaver Pond, City Hall, Main Street, Prides Corner School, the Lincoln Street skating rink, the Riverwalk, the Rochester Street railroad tracks, the skatepark, the Sappi snow dump, Saccarappa Cemetery, the Stroudwater Street ice rink, Wescott Junior High School, Westbrook Commons, Westbrook High School, and William Clarke Drive) to pick up litter. And anyone who participated would affirm the opportunity (read: trash) was plentiful.

According to the clean-up coordinator, Joyce Perrey, Westbrook churches such as the First Baptist Church in Westbrook, Pride's Corner Congregational Church, Trinity Lutheran Church, The Vineyard Christian Fellowship of Greater Portland, and Westbrook-Warren Congregational Church supplied much of the manpower. But eight Key Clubbers (7 from Westbrook High School, 1 from, ahem, Cheverus) and an assortment of unaffiliated Westbrook residents (such as myself) also showed up to join the effort.

Also, the City of Westbrook Department of Public Services provided the tools of the trade, while local businesses (Full Court Press, Hannaford, and Home Depot) lent their support, both financially and materially.

And, finally, all the bottles and cans retrieved throughout the clean-up were en route to the 302 Redemption Center, with the proceeds of the returns designated for the Westbrook Food Pantry.

- John C.L. Morgan

Don't Just Look at It. Study It!

The folks at the Unicorn School of Metaphysics have just posted their short film, PROJECT AYNA-V. And this critic puts it in the category of so-awful-it-is-almost-awesome.

Nevertheless, I'd say it's the second-best film shot in Westbrook, behind only Motel Mission.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Bizarre thought of the day: Why is having some awe good, but being full of awe, well, awful? Maybe I have some etymologists in my reading audience who can answer this linguistic puzzler.

Friday, May 9, 2008

American Journal One-Liners

City Council gave preliminary approval to an amendment that requires severence payments to city workers of more than $3,000 to be approved by the Council.

Pike Industries has been awarded part of the contract to renovate an 18-mile stretch I-295.

Planning Board recommends the City Council continue to allow people build houses on 5,000 square foot lots.

Portland police officer (and Westbrook resident) remembered as "a wonderful neighbor."

Planning Board to quicken vetting process for Stroudwater Place.

Westbrook Little League opens 2008 season.

- John C.L. Morgan

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Department of Clarification

While I was flipping through this week's American Journal, I was very surprised to see that I had paid for an advertisement for this blog's sister site, RiverbankRepublic.com.

But then I realized that Prides Corner News had adopted a logo very, ahem, similar to mine. So I just want to clarify that this site is in no way affiliated with the folks at PCN.

And that I do thank them for the link and will return the gesture.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. And to further clarify possible mistaken identity in this week's AJ, no, I was not the "intoxicated male with a bottle of alcohol" napping in the hallway of a Webb Street apartment building in the early hours of April 28 (per the 'Westbrook Police Notes').

Just Do It

Participate in Saturday morning's Riverbank Park clean-up.

Beginning at 8:45a, the clean-up is scheduled to last until noon--rain or shine. And though the organizers of the event aren't necessarily encouraging participants to bring a sack of redeemable bottles and cans to benefit the Westbrook Food Pantry (they are saying only that proceeds from redeemable bottles and cans picked up during the clean-up will be donated to the Food Pantry), I am starting a quixotic and last-minute campaign to encourage all participants to show up with a couple paws full of bottles and cans to donate to the effort.

So just do it.

- John C.L. Morgan

Photogenic

Check out these beautiful photos of Westbrook from James O'Reilly's photo gallery (here, here, and here).

(Update: I just learned this evening that James O'Reilly is a Westbrook resident and actually lives a couple doors down from me. Moreover, I neglected another O'Reilly photo of Westbrook that can be seen here.)

- John C.L. Morgan

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Apple Whisperer and Other Atlantic Stories

Amid today's balminess (it's May in Maine, so give me a little room for hyperbole), the second-furthest season from our minds is fall with its cool, crisp air and its sweet (or tart or good or best), crisp fruit, the Maine apple. Therefore, save The Atlantic's unseasonal profile of Maine pomologist John Bunker until, say, October.

Just don't forget it's here. Or there, whichever you prefer.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. A couple years ago, when my wife and I were renting an apartment in the building that now houses Weekend Anime (a healthy dose of cognitive dissonance, by the way, is knowing that your old bedroom is now the site for, well, never mind), I developed a strange habit of reading old issues of The Atlantic from the 1990s. So in keeping with my fondness of old issues of that esteemed magazine, here is a collection of old Atlantic stories that focus on Maine:

Non-Fiction
"Livin' la Vida Lobster" (June 2004)
"Maine Certified: The Potatoes of September" (September 2002)
"Fore Street: Restaurants Worth Building a Trip Around" (April 2002)
"Stalking the American Lobster" (April 2002)
"Hustler with a Lyric Voice" (October 2001)
"Uncivil Aviation" (April 2001)
"Recollecting Longfellow" (October 2000)
"Off the Maine Coast" (May 1997)

Fiction and Poetry
"Fourth of July in Maine" (March 1966)
"River Driftwood" (October 1881)

Seal of the City of Westbrook


Did You Know?

Did you know the City of Westbrook Seal features a drawing of the vessel that carried the city's namesake, Col. Thomas Westbrook, to Maine from New Hampshire? The Seal also consists of the Westbrook family crest (which is described in the Highlights of Westbrook History as a "mailed knee and foot") and the years in which Westbrook was incorporated as a town (1814) and incorporated as a city (1891).

The Seal was adopted in June 1891.

Source: Highlights of Westbrook History, edited by Marion B. Rowe. (Westbrook Woman's Club: 1952).

- John C.L. Morgan

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

(Almost) Nothing to See Here

Allow your pangs of guilt for not attending tonight's Planning Board meeting to absolve, because nothing really happened in the latest round of the Stroudwater Place debate. Or to paraphrase my Room 114 neighbor Laura Burden, there was a lot of talking about, well, talking.

To be fair to the Planning Board, the project is so meaty that it is difficult to figure out exactly where one should initially sink her teeth.

Nevertheless, the Board needs to spur the progress of the debate along. Expressing a willingness to increase their work rate by scheduling extra meetings devoted solely to this issue is a good start. But more action (such as scheduling a public hearing or at least substantive discussion) would've been more encouraging.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. The Planning Board wasn't entirely impotent tonight. They recommended the City Council stand pat on the issue of 5,000 square foot houselots, as well as an instruction for the City to explore design requirements that consider a prospective home's size and scale relative to the 50 x 100 lots. And the Board also tabled a housing development proposed for Austin Street. On the other hand, the latest round in the Pike/Idexx issue has been postponed, as it did not meet the Planning Board's 10p deadline for tackling new business.

Lady Ball's Victorian Boutique and Tea Room


On Location: Lady Ball's Victorian Boutique and Tea Room

"Walking into Lady Ball's Victorian Boutique and Tea Room," wrote the Portland Press Herald 's food writer Meredith Goad in a May 2007 article, "[l]adies will feel as if they've walked into a florid romance novel. [And] Gentlemen, well, let's just say here's your opportunity to show your sensitive side."

Consider it done, Ms. Goad: I felt like I did walk into a florid romance novel and I did take advantage of my opportunity to show off my sensitive side. Which is not to say that I am a cultured hermaphodite. Just that both reactions are to be expected, regardless of gender.

Indeed, the pageantry of the place is dizzying. The scent of Yankee Candle's Home Sweet Home wafts in the air. A seemingly overflowing array of Victorian-style antiques, home decorations, furniture, jewelry, and tea accessories appear to battle for wall space. And the decor generally respects the fine line between elegance and kitsch, which gives the space a refined feel that does not sacrifice coziness at the altar of stuffiness. Also, the ubiquitous vibrancy of the colors splashed about ensure that the approximately seventy flavors of black, white, green, oolong, herbal, fruit, and decaf loose-leaf teas will not drowse you into a slumber despite how relaxed one will feel.

Owing its name to the late Irene Ball, a British emigre who was like a grandmother to owner Deb Shangraw, this ornate boutique and tea room at 752 Main Street is unlike anything I've experienced in Westbrook.

And that's a good thing.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. The boutique and tea room are open from 11a-5p, Monday-Friday. It can be open on Saturdays and Sundays, but only if you schedule an appointment for a group of ten or more. A 16-ounce pot of tea costs $5, and a 32-ounce pot will set you back ten greenbacks. Baked goods, cookies, and sandwiches are also available. And the outdoor deck with a capacity of twenty people will open soon.

Planning an Interesting Evening

Besides hearing 500 Westbrook LLC's formal application for a contract zone for their proposed Stroudwater Place development, the Westbrook Planning Board will also consider the Spring Street expansion of Pike Industries at tonight's meeting.

The meeting is at 7p in Westbrook High School's Room 114, and the agenda can be viewed here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Monday, May 5, 2008

Department of Hot Water

According to media blogger (and political columnist) Al Diamon, Westbrook resident Kevin Crocker's radio talk show, "Talking Maine," has been "suspended indefinitely" from WLOB's airwaves. The suspension, according to Diamon, is the result of an incident Saturday morning in which Crocker used an ethnic slur and profanity while the microphone was still hot.

Crocker, who is also the treasurer of the Westbrook Republican City Committee, has yet to comment publicly about the incident. And an ongoing debate of the issue can be followed here.

- John C.L. Morgan

Department of Public Service Announcements

We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you these two important messages:
  1. If you were a schlub (like me) and were at Stockhouse Restaurant at 8:30a Sunday morning wondering where all the alcoholic beverages runners were, you probably didn't receive notice that the Main Street Mile had been canceled and rescheduled for Sunday, May 11 at 8:30a.
  2. And if you are a schlub and still have your leaves hanging out on the curb waiting to be picked up, you probably are unaware that the leaves need to be dropped off at the Public Services facility on Saco Street.

Do be sure to make the appropriate revisions on your May calendar.

- John C.L. Morgan

Easy Listening

"A Prairie Home Companion", one of my favorite radio programs, broadcast live from Bangor Saturday night. And though I recommend you listen to the entire show, I command you to listen to segments two and five.

About 22:30 into segment two, my new hero Lucien "Lou" Mathieu of Westbrook graces the microphone. And the fifth segment begins with an instrumental version of the University of Maine's fight song, "The Maine Stein Song," which was arranged by Westbrook's favorite son, the late Rudy Vallee.

And while I'm getting all elitist on y'all, I might as well recommend you check out Maine writer Richard Ford's reading of John Cheever's short story "Reunion" in a The New Yorker podcast. I've listened to it at least five times and can't seem to get enough of it.

- John C.L. Morgan

P.S. Once I start, I just can't stop. Check out the Maine Humanities Council's collection of podcasts. Hmm, these would fit it in nicely with a certain idea I had a while ago.

Song of the Week

This week's song is "Moby Jane," by The Lomax.

- John C.L. Morgan

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Top 10 Local CDs: April 21- April 27, 2008

Here are the Top 10 Local CDs for the week of April 21-April 27 (the album's spot in last week's Top 10 is in parentheses, much like this fyi note), courtesy of the Portland Phoenix:
  1. Various Artists, "Greetings from Area Code 207, Vol. 7" (-)
  2. Rustic Overtones, "Long Division" (1)
  3. As Fast As, "Destroy the Plastique Man" (3)
  4. Dead Season, "Rise" (2)
  5. Spose, "Preposterously Dank" (4)
  6. Lost on Liftoff, "Mixtape Blackouts" (5)
  7. Cambiata, "To Heal" (9)
  8. Sly-Chi, "The Space" (8)
  9. Cambiata, "Into the Night" (6)
  10. Christian Cuff, "Silo" (10)

The list was compiled from Bull Moose Music.

- John C.L. Morgan

Westbrook Almanac: April 27-May 3, 2008

Week-to-Date:
High: 53F (April 29, May 1, May 2)
Low: 29F (May 1)
Precipitation: 3.48 inches
Previous Sunrise: 5:31a
Previous Sunset: 7:47p

Month-to-Date (May):
High: 53 (May 1, May 2)
Low: 29 (May 1)
Precipitation: 0.12 inches

Month-to-Date (April):
High: 76F (April 23)
Low: 28F (April 14, April 16)
Precipitation: 4.47 inches

Year-to-Date:
High: 76 (April 23)
Low: -5F (January 4)
Precipitation: 21.4 inches

Source: National Weather Service

- John C.L. Morgan

Thursday, May 1, 2008

American Journal One-Liners

Westbrook Police warn residents to lock their cars.

Stroudwater Place is on the agenda for the upcoming Planning Board meeting.

Prospective resident caught amid regulations for substandard lots.

High gas prices are negatively affecting consumers and businesses.

- John C.L. Morgan

Just Do It

Buy and install the contents of a Portland Water District water conservation kit.

- John C.L. Morgan

Speed City

Once again, my 'Brook radar failed to register a big happening within the confines of the Paper City. Fortunately, though, one of my dear readers cured my ignorance by asking if I'd heard about the greatest publicity Westbrook has ever gotten.

I am, of course, referring to Westbrook's ignoble appearances on the WGME-13 feature 'Streets of Speed.' (Random programming thought of the day: Each segment of 'SoS' should be introduced by the voice featured in the intro of the old Blades of Steel video game.) Anyway, check out the 'SoS' segment of Cumberland Street and the 'SoS' segment devoted to Longfellow Street.

These videos almost make up for WGME's Cinemagic promos that are so awful, they're actually awesome.

- John C.L. Morgan

Housekeeping

We've added our YouTube channel, Paper Television, to the table of contents page on our sister site RiverbankRepublic.com.

Besides boasting a lengthy list of Maine-centric subscriptions, an assortment of playlists ('Maine History,' 'Maine Humor,' 'Maine Life,' 'Maine Music,' 'Maine Politics,' and 'Westbrook Life'), and a collection of my favorite Maine-related viral videos, Paper Television will also feature original content in the near-future.

So subscribe to Paper Television to remain updated, though we think we'll do okay self-promoting any new material.

- John C.L. Morgan