Monday, March 16, 2009

When Life Resembles Grand Theft Auto

Q: Why did Westbrook's Tommy Vercetti Kyle Goding wreck the car he just stole and subsequently try to break into an eighty-year-old woman's apartment?

A: Because Goding "thought he was in a video game."

(Update: The Portland Daily Sun has a more thorough account of Goding's arrest.)

- John C.L. Morgan

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