"From Zero to Holy S#*% in 5 Seconds."
- The text of an Arctic Cat advertisement in the 2005 edition of the Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife snowmobile regulations handbook. In response to the department's concerns that such an ad countered their emphasis on riding at safe speeds, the Connecticut printer responsible for printing the handbooks spent an extra $4,000 to cover the ads with white stickers.
- John C.L. Morgan
h/t: Down East