"Don't stare at statues in the Main Room for more than five minutes per glance. Respect upper classmen. Don't try to think--you can't. Don't loiter behind doors in mixed company."
Something tells me the Class of 2009's advice to the Class of '12 would be a little more, er, colorful.
- John C.L. Morgan
P.S. The source of that quote is the program from a Freshman Reception held on October 7, 1938.