"The ordinance comes from the former police chief [Paul McCarthy] having a hard-on for tattoo parlors."
- Westbrook School Committee member (and former City Councilor) Ed Symbol in a Bollard story (June 2008 print issue) about the tattoo parlor ordinance approved by the City Council in April.
Maybe I've got my metaphors mixed, but wouldn't that mean McCarthy liked tattoo parlors?
- John C.L. Morgan