Thursday, June 26, 2008

Philosophical Inquiry of the Day

Question: Am I an accomplice if I occasionally play air guitar in my living room to the noise generated by the "Guitar Hero" described in this week's American Journal Police Notes?

I mean, sometimes I just can't avoid accompanying my neighbor (who was a key participant in last month's "Westbrook Wake-Up," by the way) when he haunts his front porch shirtless, dripping with power chords and Nirvanaesque riffs.

- John C.L. Morgan

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

At one time I would have said tear down the fences, but now that I am older, (wiser?)and have lived in close city confines I say put'em up or keep 'em up.