Question: What do you get when you cross Flo Rida with video footage of two Westbrook octogenarians attempting to pull a bus with their motorized scooters?
Answer: The Westbrook Housing Authority's cinematic plea for Ellen DeGeneres to participate in their September 12 charity golf tournament. Duh.
- John C.L. Morgan
Hat Tip: Warren Memorial Library's Wendy Hysko, who continues to feed me intel, despite my absence from the last two book club meetings. Guess I'll just have to read Stern Men for the next meeting on Wednesday, July 9 at 6:30p.